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Saturday, 30 June 2012

The Coca Cola Sales Manager..


A disappointed sales manager of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Saudis?”

The sales manager explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.

But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.”


First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainted.

Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.

Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

“Terrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should have!” said the sales manager.

“No one told me they read from right to left!”

Lesson of the story: Learn and understand your target customers!

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Just For Fun: Understanding Women

 
I finally got the book that will help you understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy! 

LOL

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Stroller atau Troli??


“Imran, abah takkan buat Imran macam nih bila besar nanti, insyaAllah! ;p.”

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Monday, 25 June 2012

Facebook Status Versi Haiwan.











Kalau binatang ada facebook, agak-agak apa status mereka?


NYAMUK Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…


CICAK Isteriku tersepit pintu…


KUCING BETINA Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.


AYAM Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa…


NYAMUK Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa


KUCING JANTAN Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!


BABI Aku bengang btol la…die gi pijak taik kucing tapi nama aku yang disebutnye…wei bro! len kali siasat dlu la sape yang berak kt depan umah kaw…tension2.

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Iklan Forex.

Ku tak main forex-forex nih, tapi personally ku rasa lain macam je bila baca iklan nih, macam kelepett je! ;p.

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